The Fastest Smooch in the West

He is worried.
He is concerned.
He is once again in the lightening quick embrace of his sissy.

“One minute, I’m laying here peacefully…

when a shadow falls across me.

All the sudden, she’s here smooching all over me.

It’s over as quick as it began, with nothing but the lingering scent of bananas and cheese crackers as proof.

She is too forward and flighty.  I’m just not that kind of guy.

I…I just can’t work under these conditions…something MUST be done about these intrusions…


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