Kid Quotes

funny kid quotes

The kid quote of the day Brought to you by the pizza that “Looks like Mom when she yells at me.” Tonight, I overheard my boy singing Elvis: “You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog” “Just a rockin’ all the time.” “You’re an avacado onion, And you ain’t no friend of mine.”

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Him: Where’s Dad? Me: Running Him: From what? My oldest boy, seen here holding a friend’s chicken; this boy is hilarious.  His brain is wired up differently in a delightful way.  And the great thing is, he’s not trying to be funny.  When he does try to tell you a joke, well.  Let’s just say…

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