Some of the funny stuff my kids say on haircut day… (Mom) “If you are a good boy, you can have a sucker while I cut your hair, but you have to sit VERY still, and keep your mouth closed. And don’t chew on the sucker.” “Mom, remember when I didn’t like you to…
The Usual Suspects
It was a busy afternoon, and midway through wiping fannies and nose, and scrubbing blueberry puke out of my couch cushions, I hear a wail of despair from the depths of the house. Like a moose in the throes of childbirth, my son was lamenting the inconvenience of not checking the paper supplies before taking…
Kid Quotes
The kid quote of the day Brought to you by the pizza that “Looks like Mom when she yells at me.” Tonight, I overheard my boy singing Elvis: “You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog” “Just a rockin’ all the time.” “You’re an avacado onion, And you ain’t no friend of mine.”
The Great Depression
Sunday nights are busy around here. The big kids and the Man do Awana (a church club), and the wee ones and I usually go to the grocery store (if I’m in a very brave mood, and can time it just right)…or we stay home and nap. Tonight, the planets were in alignment. We had…
Quote of the Day
Him: Where’s Dad? Me: Running Him: From what? My oldest boy, seen here holding a friend’s chicken; this boy is hilarious. His brain is wired up differently in a delightful way. And the great thing is, he’s not trying to be funny. When he does try to tell you a joke, well. Let’s just say…